Basketball and footwear legend Michael Jordan is selling his Chicago estate. While the property is seriously impressive, the sales pitch is pretty surreal too. There’s  a dedicated website where the real estate agent lays it on seriously thick with such zingers as:

This estate, infused with moments from the life of Michael Jordan, is a trophy in its own right for anyone who counts themselves a true fan of His Airness.

If these walls could talk, the stories they would tell would be incredible.

It’s only fitting, then, that the property owned by such a man should be just as legendary.

But if that’s not enough to whet your appetite, there’s a couple of seriously weird videos that basically diss your house for not being as great as Michael Jordan’s, while showing off all the extravagant facilities of the mansion that you probably can’t afford:

You call yourself a trophy property?

This is the Michael Jordan of homes because, this is Michael Jordan’s home.

The house features 9 bedrooms, 15 bathrooms, a cinema room, wine cellar, humidor, putting range, gymnasium and basketball court (obviously). All this could be yours for an asking price of just $14,855,000, so unless you’re a Rich Baby Of Instagram, it might just be out of your league.