If you’re the type of guy who would visit a cock-shaped rock in hopes that its mythical sexual power will rub off on you, then chances are you’re probably going to be terrible at sex forever.
Still, some people believe it’s worth a try, with men travelling from far and wide to visit this penis-shaped landform in Sukabumi Regency, West Java, Indonesia:
It’s not just men hoping to get better at sex visiting the rock either, women turn up there to pray in hopes that they will soon meet the man of their dreams; I’m guessing it’s not the dudes who they see standing there worshipping a giant penis statue?
Andri Hidayana, a member of the Sukabumi District legislature, told the NY Post:
‘This stone has been around for a long time. It may have been formed thousands of years ago and local people call it a penis rock.
There are myths surrounding it. Maybe [once] a week or once a month, many visitors there perform some kind of ritual. It is said that men who visit there will become ‘mighty men’ in bed.’
The good news is that presumably these men are having sex already in order to be visiting a rock that makes them better at sex, so congrats to them on that. I think it’s best to accept that most people are just not good at sex though. Just be glad you’re having it! Amen.
To watch a man pull out his penis and start masturbating at a cashier because he was racist towards him, click HERE. That’s one way of fighting racism, I suppose.
