Megan Fox is almost certainly only famous now because she’s Machine Gun Kelly’s girlfriend – who is legitimately a rock star in his own right to be fair – and tries so desperately to remain in the public eye by saying as many ridiculous lines as possible. When was the last time she was even in a movie hey?
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Anyway, the couple were attending the Time100 Next Gala – whatever that is – over the weekend and wore sufficiently stupid outfits for the occasion, but it was really on MGK’s Instagram account where the new levels of cringe were unveiled. Megan Fox took to the comments to drop the following:
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Never has anyone with better bone structure walked this earth.
Exquisitely, devastatingly handsome.
And six foot five?
Kill me or get me pregnant.
Those are the only options.
Eurgh. I get that these two are narcissists but do they really have to post stuff like this everywhere and tell the whole world about their relationship? They’re adults can’t they just get a room or something?
I don’t remember Megan Fox being like this before she started dating MGK, although to be fair I don’t really remember her doing much of anything for the last decade before she met him, so I guess her plan to get everyone talking about them is succeeding. I suppose we should just let them be happy but it really would benefit almost everyone out there’s lives if they could just tone it down a bit.
Maybe if MGK actually does knock her up she’ll realise what an embarrassment to her children she is and stop acting like this all the time? Highly doubtful tbh.
For more of the same, check out these behind the scenes photographs from Megan Fox’s SKIMS photoshoot. Guess that’s what she’s doing now.
