It’s a wonder that we’ve never seen a car salesman royal rumble on the internet before, considering it’s a job based around commission that has you competing with your co-workers and dealing with customers who are paranoid you’re trying to scam them, but the time has finally come thanks to Envision Toyota over in Milpitas, California.

Twitter user Ange says she stopped at the dealership to get her car serviced, and then all hell broke loose:

I went to Toyota and the employees started brawling. This was actually the SECOND fight. Don’t mind my commentary.. @fighthaven @30secfights #SalesManager vs. #GeneralSalesManager #FightHaven #Crown #ToyotaCrown #Fight #Brawl #Envision #Milpitas #Toyota #EnvisionToyota pic.twitter.com/erhnYSEMCr

— ange (@l0veleahh) April 13, 2023

According to Ange, all the men involved in the fight were employees at the dealership. You had that one dude lobbing a chair to kick things off, then it seemed everyone broke into Anchorman-style factions while one guy started screaming about sending everyone to jail. Relax, dude! Just a minor workplace kerfuffle.

The question is – what was all the fighting about? Did someone sabotage a sale on a Camry? Did someone sneak in and take their co-worker’s commission on a Yaris? Whatever the case, let’s hope Dana White doesn’t get wind of this clip or we’ll end up having to pay to watch the rematch.

For the argument over a threesome that led to a 60-person brawl aboard a carnival cruise, click HERE.