Former WWF wrestler Marty Jannetty woke up today and decided to casually confess to a murder on Facebook, adding a sprinkle of racism and homophobia to the confession as well.

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The 60-year-old former tag team partner of Shawn Michaels posted the following as his Facebook status earlier (since deleted):

Um, wow. That must’ve been some dropkick eh? Between this and asking Facebook back in 2017 if it’s OK to have sex with his ‘daughter’ after discovering they weren’t biologically related, it’s safe to say Marty Jannetty is one screwed up dude who should probably seek help sooner rather than later.

What’s even crazier is that he specifically says it was “the very first time I made a man disappear”, suggesting he’s murdered more than one person in his lifetime. Might even be a bit of a threat towards his friend Winnie at the end of that status too? Either way she should probably get a restraining order sorted IMO.

Obviously there’s no statute of limitations on murder but it would be the most hilarious thing in the world if Marty Jannetty thought there was and that’s why he decided to confess. Could be he’s also made the whole thing up though considering what a weirdo he’s proven to be in his post-WWE life. I guess that’s something for the police to investigate.

P.S. Who would have guessed that Shawn Michaels ended up being the good guy from The Rockers all along?

P.P.S. Remember the song ‘Marty Jannetty’ from Action Bronson & Wiz Khalifa. Kinda dope:

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