Welp, I don’t think anyone saw that coming. When he was pacing back and forth, yelling about how you shouldn’t mess with Punjabi Indians, I think most of us expected him to pull out a knife or gun or sword, not whip out his Indian willy and start wanking over the till. This guy obviously subscribes to the ‘never let your opponent know your next move’ philosophy, and boy did it work a treat because that cashier is mentally scarred for life after that.

Still, probably not the wisest move if you’re trying to avoid being arrested for public indecency or indeed have anyone believe you that the cashier was being racist in the first place. Only one of those things is on camera, sonny jim. Unlucky this time.

For the mutant goat with a human face that’s being ‘worshipped like a God’ in India, click HERE. Bow down.