Jonah Falcon – the man who claims to have the biggest penis in the world – has been in and out of the news over the years, mainly talking about how big his dick is and claiming to have had sex with major celebrities who wanted to test it out, without ever revealing any names. Sure mate, very believable story.

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Anyway, nobody has ever seen his penis before to verify that it’s thirteen and a half inches long and nine and a half inches long when flaccid, but Jonah has now revealed that he’s figured out a way to showcase it in all its glory that isn’t porn or similar. Any guesses?

I doubt anyone of you out there thought that it was through writing his own movie where his dick is shown ‘incidentally’ and isn’t the full focus of the movie did you? Don’t lie.

Obviously the whole premise of that sounds weird but wait until you get a load of what he actually has to say about it:

I’m currently writing a screenplay.

The film would feature non-sexual full frontal of me. I play a former go-go boy and current bartender.

The full-frontal is incidental, to establish why the character was very popular.

I’m writing the screenplay because my size and notoriety means that I get less roles.

Somehow being known for my size makes me undesirable for film and TV.

Maybe in the UK or Germany it might help my career but here in Hollywood it’s a negative.

None of the major networks or studios would hire me. I add a bit extra edge that they don’t want.

Wait what is this guy talking about? He’s writing a movie about a bartender where literally the only selling point about is that we’ll get to see his massive knob? I just don’t really understand why he would thinks anyone would want to make that or see it? Why does he have to make up a dumb movie storyline and then try and get it made just so people can see his cock? Can’t he just start an Only Fans account or something? Surely more profitable for everyone involved?

Jonah does come across as a  complete weirdo whenever he speaks to anyone so I suppose we shouldn’t be that surprised about something like this being his next escapade? Wonder what he’ll come up with next? A TV show about a lifeguard where he ‘accidentally’ shows his dick in one scene? Or maybe one revolving around an Olympic swimmer?

There’s a lot of options out there for his next project. Can’t wait to see what he does next.

For more of the same, check out when Jonah released his first music single. Any ideas what it was about?