Towards the tail end of last year, Roberto Esquivel Cabrera was brought to our attention as he claimed to have the world’s biggest penis, measuring in at a whopping 18.9 inches.

Featured Image VIA

However, whilst he had the pictures and scans to prove it, doubt was immediately cast on Cabrera by the man who formerly had the biggest penis in the world Jonah Falcon, who claimed that Carbrera merely had a large foreskin and not a massive actual penis like him. He reckoned that Carbrera had been using weights to extend his foreskin since he was a teenager and that this wasn’t a true representation of his penis.

It turns out that he was right as well. The news was confirmed by Radiologist Dr Jesus Pablo Gil Muro, who performed a recent scan on Cabrera’s dick – where you can kind of tell where the dick ends and the foreskin begins – and said the following:

Image VIA 

What the CT scan showed was that there is a very large foreskin. It goes just before the knee. But the penis itself is about 16cm to 18cm from the pubis.

So it doesn’t go all the way through the foreskin. The rest of the tissue found there is just foreskin, blood vessels, and some inflammation of the skin.

He was obsessed with the penis length. In Latin culture whoever has the bigger penis is more macho. It’s something that makes him different to the rest of the people and makes him feels special.

Apparently Cabrera has been stretching his penis since he was 15 with weights and given the fact that he’s now 55 this explains how his foreskin and blood vessels have been able to grow so much. Despite the fact that he may have the biggest ‘penis’ in the world, it’s caused the guy no end of problems though – he can’t work and is now registered disabled, he can’t have sex, he can’t sleep properly and his dick requires its own pillow, he has to keep it in a bandage and he gets frequent urinary tract infections because not all his urine escapes his foreskin.

Sounds like an absolute nightmare to be honest, but I suppose he can walk around saying he has the biggest dick in the world. What good is that though if you can’t even use it?

Jonah Falcon actually does have a dick that he can use so I think he’s winning this one – check him out releasing his first rap single. Weird.