Some dude by the name of Stephen Owen uploaded a photo of his injured thumb to Instagram last week (he’d sliced it on a grater while making potato salad), and was inundated with messages from other users comparing it to a penis.
To be fair, it could well be mistaken for someone’s cock on first glance:
My thumb was in that bandaid too long
A photo posted by @mrgrumpystephen on
It’s all good though, at least his cock doesn’t resemble a potato.