Everything is going very badly for the Conservative Party at the moment with Liz Truss’ Premiership being called the worst in history and people actively advocating for the return of Boris Johnson, almost forgetting how much of a mess that was as well.

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40 year old Jonathan Hoitinga is one of these people and believes that the fact he’s seen Johnson’s face in his chicken korma is a sign that it won’t be long until he’s back in power. Here’s what he had to say about it:

I was preparing dinner for one of my clients at their home.

He said to me specifically he wanted the rice and curry kept separate.

When I went to pick up the plate, I saw it.

I said “oh it looks like a face. It looks like Boris”. He found it funny. He said it looked like him then said “well, I’m going to eat him now.”

It could be a sign, you never know. You could say it’s a premonition. I’m not a big fan but it wouldn’t surprise me if he came back into politics with what’s happening right now.

I did like him and I did vote for him I’ll be honest. Now I see how he’s done, I wouldn’t vote for him again.

I’ve always found him entertaining, he has a laugh but you need someone more serious running the country.

He’s fine if he’s got the right people around him. He couldn’t do any worse than Liz [Truss].’

Some of the comments are very funny, there’s loads of insults. Most of them are quite negative regarding Boris.

He does have some natural charisma. You can do a lot with charisma. Everyone I know who has met him has said he’s a really nice person.

Sounds like Jonathan should probably start his own political talk show with insight like that doesn’t it? Clearly has an adept understanding of the situation and this has only been confirmed by the fact that he’s received a message from God to signify Boris’ second coming. Maybe Jonathan will even get a position on the cabinet and be one of the ‘right people’ that he refers to her? Sounds like he could do a better job than most people in the last four years.

But seriously, even despite the face in the korma it really would be embarrassing if the Tories had to recruit Johnson to run the country again after ousting him about two months ago. Can’t wait to see how further badly the whole farce descends. The korma does look like him to be fair.

For more of the same, check out when a man woke up at 6am to find Boris Johnson looking for drugs in his house. What a way to wake up.