A man over in America (where else?) was removing his gun from his waistband when he accidentally let a shot off, firing the bullet through his private parts and into his dog as well. As you might imagine, the panic is palpable:

Man accidentally shoots himself in his private area, and his dog pic.twitter.com/esnsrbMeWp

— No Jumper (@nojumper) October 4, 2022

And that’s how you become a dick-less wonder. It would actually be a hilarious video if it wasn’t for the dog being hit too. Seems to be raising its right paw at the end so it’s definitely injured, but hopefully a relatively easy recovery. Gonna give this idiot some credit for at least thinking about his dog even after shooting his own penis off. Has to be the worst night of anyone’s life anytime you accidentally shoot your dick and your dog with the same bullet. Although it’s possible you are capable of worse nights if you’re dumb enough to do something like that in the first place.

In any case, the adrenaline crash must have been brutal so thoughts and prayers with this guy and what’s left of his penis. Mainly though we wish a speedy recovery to his dog. Get well soon, buddy!

To meet the American who shot his balls off while mocking gun safety, click HERE. Whoops.