We’ve featured this crazy cat Edward Smith on the site before when he committed to a life with his one true love – a Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla – but he appeared on This Morning yesterday to talk about the first time he realised that he really just loved fucking cars.
He describes how the late night shenanigans when he was 14 ‘woke something up inside him’ and how this led to him having sex with between 700 and 1000 cars over the years. Edward also said that although he was still committed to Vanilla, he did have a number of side cars he would turn to when the time was right.
Apparently Vanilla is cool with it, so that’s chill and she isn’t going to destroy his life like this woman did when she found out her boyfriend was cheating on her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UHi7uQn8GU
