Doing a whole tonne of MDMA is gonna make you do some weird stuff, but this is probably just gonna relate to you talking absolute bollocks to someone you don’t really know for hours and not letting them get a word in – it’s unlikely that you’re going to have quite as eventful a night as 36 year old Keith Thurston from Orlando.
It sounds as if the guy boshed a couple of grams or something because he ended up stealing a boat on Lake Eola at 4am and paddling it over to an island/fountain to hang out with the swans over there. He said he wanted to be with the swans because they didn’t judge him, and I suppose that’s a fair enough comment because when you’re gurning your face off and want someone to listen to all your problems, they’re definitely not gonna offer their own opinions and let you get it all out.
As such this was probably a good idea in theory, but unfortunately for Thurston he wasn’t really thinking straight when he landed on this island as he forgot to tie his boat up and it ended up drifting away. He was this forced to scream for help until the emergency services rescued him at around 4am in the morning.
He was taken to hospital then but released later on as he was fine. Probably had one hell of a comedown though eh?
Man Takes Loads Of MDMA, Steals Boat To Hang Out With Swans But Gets Trapped On Island
Share:
Doing a whole tonne of MDMA is gonna make you do some weird stuff, but this is probably just gonna relate to you talking absolute bollocks to someone you don’t really know for hours and not letting them get a word in – it’s unlikely that you’re going to have quite as eventful a night as 36 year old Keith Thurston from Orlando.
Featured Image VIA
It sounds as if the guy boshed a couple of grams or something because he ended up stealing a boat on Lake Eola at 4am and paddling it over to an island/fountain to hang out with the swans over there. He said he wanted to be with the swans because they didn’t judge him, and I suppose that’s a fair enough comment because when you’re gurning your face off and want someone to listen to all your problems, they’re definitely not gonna offer their own opinions and let you get it all out.
As such this was probably a good idea in theory, but unfortunately for Thurston he wasn’t really thinking straight when he landed on this island as he forgot to tie his boat up and it ended up drifting away. He was this forced to scream for help until the emergency services rescued him at around 4am in the morning.
He was taken to hospital then but released later on as he was fine. Probably had one hell of a comedown though eh?
For more MDMA, check out this article that reckons it’s gonna be legal by 2021. Not sure about that mate.
Share:
timw_brap
Most Popular
Horrifying Moment Sexual Predators ‘Go For It’ After Finding Lone Tourist In Magaluf
‘Tiger King’ Star Joe Exotic Announced Engagement To Fellow Inmate From Federal Prison
Manchester United Fan Dies After ‘Scuffle’ With Arsenal Fan
Fight Club Director David Fincher Is Making An English Version Of ‘Squid Game’
Diddy Asked 10-Year-Old Boy How ‘Badly He Wanted’ To Be A Star Before Sexual Assault
‘Typical Cheater’s Face’ Revealed And It’s Bad News If You Look Like This
Student Took Own Life After Botched Beard Transplant By Estate Agent
Plot Twist: Corinna Kopf Reveals She Hasn’t Retired From OnlyFans Yet Because She Makes Too Much Money
Professor Sings Emo Music In Students’ Faces When They Fall Asleep In His Class
Mike Tyson Drops Sparring Partner With Brutal Body Shot Ahead Of Jake Paul Fight
Corinna Kopf Has Retired From OnlyFans After Earning $67 MILLION In 3 Years
Man Complaining Of Indigestion Had Live Cockroach In His Intestines
Watch Erling Haaland Score One Of The Most Ridiculous Goals You Will Ever See In Football
Doctors Are Saying There Is A Throat Cancer Epidemic Because People Can’t Stop Giving Oral Sex
It’s Official – Donald Trump Set To Go On Joe Rogan Podcast This Friday
Horrifying Moment Sexual Predators ‘Go For It’ After Finding Lone Tourist In Magaluf
Horrifying Moment Sexual Predators ‘Go For It’ After Finding Lone Tourist In Magaluf
‘Tiger King’ Star Joe Exotic Announced Engagement To Fellow Inmate From Federal Prison
‘Tiger King’ Star Joe Exotic Announced Engagement To Fellow Inmate From Federal Prison
Manchester United Fan Dies After ‘Scuffle’ With Arsenal Fan
Manchester United Fan Dies After ‘Scuffle’ With Arsenal Fan
Fight Club Director David Fincher Is Making An English Version Of ‘Squid Game’
Fight Club Director David Fincher Is Making An English Version Of ‘Squid Game’
Diddy Asked 10-Year-Old Boy How ‘Badly He Wanted’ To Be A Star Before Sexual Assault
Diddy Asked 10-Year-Old Boy How ‘Badly He Wanted’ To Be A Star Before Sexual Assault
‘Typical Cheater’s Face’ Revealed And It’s Bad News If You Look Like This
‘Typical Cheater’s Face’ Revealed And It’s Bad News If You Look Like This
Recommended articles
Horrifying Moment Sexual Predators ‘Go For It’ After Finding Lone Tourist In Magaluf
Horrifying Moment Sexual Predators ‘Go For It’ After Finding Lone Tourist In Magaluf
‘Tiger King’ Star Joe Exotic Announced Engagement To Fellow Inmate From Federal Prison
‘Tiger King’ Star Joe Exotic Announced Engagement To Fellow Inmate From Federal Prison
Manchester United Fan Dies After ‘Scuffle’ With Arsenal Fan
Manchester United Fan Dies After ‘Scuffle’ With Arsenal Fan