Man Live-Tweets Feud With Woman On Delayed Flight, Gets Slapped In The Face

I don’t really know what to do now I’m afraid to get out of my seat. This is like being on a roller coaster I’m scared and super excited

– elan gale (@theyearofelan) November 28, 2013

The male flight attendant just handed me a note from 7A

– elan gale (@theyearofelan) November 28, 2013

From 7A pic.twitter.com/OEaCWw5mz3

– elan gale (@theyearofelan) November 28, 2013

This means war

– elan gale (@theyearofelan) November 28, 2013

Well I don’t know what I’m going to so next but I’ve got two hours left on this flight and I’m going to retaliate

– elan gale (@theyearofelan) November 28, 2013

Diane is in her late 40s or early 50s. She is wearing mom jeans and a studded belt and she is wearing a medical mask over her idiot face

– elan gale (@theyearofelan) November 28, 2013

I cannot believe there are “Diane” apologists in this world. You’re with me or you’re against me!

– elan gale (@theyearofelan) November 28, 2013

I’m writing a note as we speak

– elan gale (@theyearofelan) November 28, 2013

I’m considering balling it up and putting it in my mouth and spitting it into her tray table as I walk by but I haven’t decided yet

– elan gale (@theyearofelan) November 28, 2013

I just walked by her and said “I’ll be back shortly.” Then I stopped and took this picture and smiled at her pic.twitter.com/dNWMMXE2cc

– elan gale (@theyearofelan) November 28, 2013