The only thing anyone who clicked this blog wants to know is what is this ‘world’s most dangerous sex position’ so that you can avoid it forever and ensure you don’t get your penis broken when it goes horribly wrong.

Luckily, we have the answer (via NY Post):

An Indonesian man had to undergo emergency surgery after fracturing his penis while performing a notoriously risky sex position — which left him with an “eggplant” phallus.

The freak accident occurred while the unnamed 37-year-old male was reportedly having intercourse in the “reverse cowgirl” position, in which the woman is on top facing away from her partner.

Wait, what?  You mean to tell me that reverse cowgirl is the most dangerous sex position? That literally just involves laying on your back. I would’ve sworn that any sex position that risked a man breaking his penis and developing “eggplant phallus” would involve the man standing and/or thrusting in some capacity, but apparently not.

Indeed, according to TikTok doctor Dr. Karan Raj, reverse cowgirl is responsible for a whopping 50% of penile fractures, which is why it’s considered so dangerous. This Indonesian man in the story found out the hard way:

Lo and behold, things went south after the man suddenly heard a loud cracking sound followed by “pain discomfort and immediate loss of erection.”

Following the boudoir backfire, the patient began bleeding out of the tip of his penis and found himself unable to urinate.

Jeez, that sounds awful. A loud cracking sound following by bleeding out the tip of your penis? No thanks. Unfortunately there’s nothing in the article about whether the man or woman were performing the position wrong, or any other circumstances that might lead to such a gruesome injury in a relatively vanilla sex position. So really this story is almost enough to put a man off reverse cowgirl for life. What if the only reason we haven’t all broken our penises yet is just pure luck?

Think I’ll be sticking to the basics from now on – just missionary for me. Better safe than sorry when it comes to something called “eggplant phallus.” Jesus Christ.

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