A Norfolk man whose penis fell off during a blood infection has finally had a new one attached – after growing it on his arm for six years.

Malcolm Macdonald, 47, was left mortified back in 2010 when his penis “just dropped off onto the floor” after he suffered an infection in his perineum. He had told the NY Post at the time:

“When I saw my penis go black I was beside myself. It was like a horror film. I was in a complete panic. I knew deep down it was gone and I was going to lose it.

I just picked it up and put it in the bin. I went to the hospital and they said the best they could do for me was to roll the remaining stump up like a little sausage roll. It was heartbreaking.”

Luckily for Malcolm, he met Professor David Ralph of London’s University College Hospital who promised to give him a brand new penis. Malcolm designed his dream penis with the help of surgeons and added an extra two inches to the manmade model — making it six inches in total. Result! All he had to do was grow the penis on his forearm for 6 years and voila – good as new. Here’s how that works:

The surgery to move Malcolm’s manhood from his arm to between his legs was delayed due to scheduling mix-ups, staff shortages and the pandemic, but they got it done in the end and Malcolm now says he feels like a “real man” again:

“It was a nine-hour op The first thing I did was look down and I was like, ‘Oh, my days. They got it this time.’

My luck in life hasn’t been too good so far, but it can only go bad for so long, can’t it?. Can you imagine six years of your life with a penis swinging on your arm? It’s been a nightmare, but it’s gone now.”

What a feel-good story for the ages. I just love how Malcolm kept it modest too by only adding another 2 inches to his penis during the design process. He could have gone for 8 or 9 inches but nope – he kept it realistic. Even better is the fact his arm penis is gone and he can wear short-sleeve shirts again. Congrats to Malcolm MacDonald on his new penis which he can use to have sex again. Bonus congrats on the extra two inches too. Have to say though – I’m breaking down the door of every hospital in the world well before my rotting penis falls off. Pure nightmare fuel.

For the Scottish lad who had his penis ripped off as a child and is now rocking an 8-inch bionic replacement, click HERE.