22-year-old David Mangus from the U.S. was arrested recently after trying to purchase a prostitute.

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David had been speaking with what he thought was a sex worker – however, he had actually been in talks with police officers who had pretended to be a prostitute as part of an undercover operation. After the cops placed a Backpage.com ad in the guise of a hooker trolling for clients, David answered and arranged to meet for sex.

But instead of paying with cash like most of these transactions go, David worked out a deal to provide a McDonald’s Quarter Pounder with cheese and a medium sized order of French Fries in exchange for oral and vaginal sex. If you’re going to pay for a hooker with McDonald’s, at least offer the Supersize deal. What a cheapskate.

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David was immediately arrested when he went to meet the supposed prostitute. According to reports he was carrying a bag with the Maccy D’s in it when the officers came to meet him. How embarrassing. He’s since been charged with soliciting prostitution and was booked into the Natrona County jail for a short sentence.

What a wally. I can’t believe he thought that was legit – what prostitute would give away their goods for a McDonald’s meal that was probably worth about a fiver? Fool.

For more skinflint punters, check out this old man battering a prostitute with his stick after refusing to pay her £20 for a blow job.