Here’s a man you can tell any secret to and guarantee he’ll take it to the grave with him. Richard Masten, the executive director of Miami-Dade Crime Stoppers, is looking at two weeks in jail for contempt of court after he stuffed an anonymous tip into his mouth and ate it instead of handing it over to the judge.
What a guy. A promise is a promise in Richard Masten’s world. He’d rather eat paper and go to jail for two weeks than reveal the name of an anonymous source. Let’s just hope they don’t hook him up to any jumper cables or dangle him over any Piranha tanks to really test him.
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