Look, I get it – the London Overground can be irresistibly arousing. But if you’re actually deranged enough to pull your willy out and have a w@nk on the train, at least make sure you’ve got the carriage to yourself before doing so, right?

No such etiquette from this man who was caught in the act by the lady sitting opposite him:

A man was caught wanking on a train in front of a woman 😮 pic.twitter.com/r3l5SohDHi

— notacrook (@notacrook1) July 6, 2023

Disgusting. I wasn’t even sure that he was doing anything at first but the fact he didn’t deny it and then trudged off looking guilty as f*ck says it all really. Not to mention this look of pure masturbatory bliss on his face:

Dude was in the ZONE. Well anyway, fair play to TikToker @hollyrkane for calling him out and shaming him in front of the whole carriage/internet. Absolutely outrageous move to think you have a tug on a train in 2023 and get away with it.

Holly better be careful though – the last time a woman exposed a man for w@nking on the train, she got in a lot more trouble than he did.