I get it – bus journeys can be tedious at the best of times. And yeah, sometimes that constant seat vibrating can make you feel a bit funny. But to make the leap of feeling a bit bored and frisky to quite literally shoving an aubergine up your butt to get yourself off is pretty drastic.

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This anonymous passenger was not deterred by the many people on the bus he was sat on and decided he couldn’t resist a bit of vegetable-ass loving. He starts off a bit wary, sort of checking around to see if anyone’s clocked him, before moving onto another seat. Little does he know that some crafty passenger managed to catch the whole thing on camera.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJm_BAN9ctI

What the fuck is all that about. And more importantly, what was he getting out of it? I can’t imagine that shoving an oversized vegetable up your butt and letting it just sit there can be that pleasurable. Although maybe he got off on the thought of other people watching. Each to their own I guess. I just pray to god that he ain’t thinking of eating it after.

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