Do you know what a “bottle night” is?
Probably not, because my gf and I invented it during a 2023 blizzard in Buffalo, NY.
We lock our phones away, turn the TV off…
Each grab a bottle of wine, and talk.
That’s it, we simply talk and enjoy each other’s presence.
We live… pic.twitter.com/uMl1iAtpmv
— Collin Rutherford (@collin_ruth89) March 4, 2024
So this guy is getting absolutely roasted on social media right now for apparently thinking that he ‘invented’ drinking wine and having a cosy night in with your girlfriend. Acting like it was some genius idea that came to him during the Buffalo, NY blizzard of 2023, and that he’s us all a solid by sharing the wisdom.
The idea behind it is simple: just put your phones away (except for the part where you take a photo to prove that you’re hanging out together), take a seat together, and talk! Make sure you have a bottle of wine each to get hammered though otherwise it won’t work. Here’s some of the reaction online:
Please drink out of a wineglass man. You’re 26.
— Pine Baron (@SpiritofPines) March 5, 2024
Men that drink white wine are very familiar with this hand-to-mouth maneuver
— bröke (@hedgefundmafia) March 5, 2024
You invented hanging out and drinking?
— Zach Jones MD (@ZachJonesForTX) March 5, 2024
“we simply talk and enjoy each other’s presence” and pose for stranger on the internet.
— John G (@JohnnyG_70) March 5, 2024
Congrats on inventing conversation
— Curtis (@RedNorvell) March 5, 2024
Bro you are far too young to remember a time when that’s all we did because we weren’t digitally connected like we are now.
Born #analogue and transitioned to #digital. You are digital native.
— Greg – Builder of Many Things (@Cointainer_Life) March 5, 2024
My gf and I do this every night but we call it “bag night”
We lock our phones away, turn the TV off, and blast Future on the speaker
We share a dime bag and leave a loaded handgun on the table
That’s it, we simply rail lines and argue until someone grabs the gun https://t.co/cNi0SJDK4n
— Pencil pusher (@leveragedzyn) March 5, 2024
man invents spending time with his wife
— memes.xlsx (@ExcelHumor) March 5, 2024
So you invented what any 15 year old does in a field in Ireland?
Cool, cool, cool.— DilinODose (@MimiVonPeach) March 5, 2024
Never change, internet.
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