Man Goes Viral After Claiming He Invented Drinking Wine & Talking To His Girlfriend

Do you know what a “bottle night” is?

Probably not, because my gf and I invented it during a 2023 blizzard in Buffalo, NY.

We lock our phones away, turn the TV off…

Each grab a bottle of wine, and talk.

That’s it, we simply talk and enjoy each other’s presence.

We live… pic.twitter.com/uMl1iAtpmv

— Collin Rutherford (@collin_ruth89) March 4, 2024

So this guy is getting absolutely roasted on social media right now for apparently thinking that he ‘invented’ drinking wine and having a cosy night in with your girlfriend. Acting like it was some genius idea that came to him during the Buffalo, NY blizzard of 2023, and that he’s us all a solid by sharing the wisdom.

The idea behind it is simple: just put your phones away (except for the part where you take a photo to prove that you’re hanging out together), take a seat together, and talk! Make sure you have a bottle of wine each to get hammered though otherwise it won’t work. Here’s some of the reaction online:

Please drink out of a wineglass man. You’re 26.

— Pine Baron (@SpiritofPines) March 5, 2024

Men that drink white wine are very familiar with this hand-to-mouth maneuver

— bröke (@hedgefundmafia) March 5, 2024

You invented hanging out and drinking?

— Zach Jones MD (@ZachJonesForTX) March 5, 2024

“we simply talk and enjoy each other’s presence” and pose for stranger on the internet.

— John G (@JohnnyG_70) March 5, 2024

Congrats on inventing conversation

— Curtis (@RedNorvell) March 5, 2024

Bro you are far too young to remember a time when that’s all we did because we weren’t digitally connected like we are now.

Born #analogue and transitioned to #digital. You are digital native.

— Greg – Builder of Many Things (@Cointainer_Life) March 5, 2024

My gf and I do this every night but we call it “bag night”

We lock our phones away, turn the TV off, and blast Future on the speaker

We share a dime bag and leave a loaded handgun on the table

That’s it, we simply rail lines and argue until someone grabs the gun https://t.co/cNi0SJDK4n

— Pencil pusher (@leveragedzyn) March 5, 2024