Another month, another story about some freak who seems to think it’s OK to masturbate in their office and get their spunk all over other office workers’ stuff. What the hell is wrong with these people?

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This time, it’s the turn of 30 year old Stevens MillanCastro – who has a really weird name – from Los Angeles who was jailed for two years for his crimes on Tuesday. He spaffed his load in a woman at his office’s honey jar and all over her keyboard and mouse. She also consumed the honey without realising that his semen was contained within it. Disgusting.

MillanCastro was said to be obsessed with his victim after working with her for three years. She first thought something was up when she noticed a cloudy discolouration in her water bottle and alerted office authorities who set up a camera in the workplace to monitor any unsavoury activity; it was through this that they were able to detect that MillanCastro was masturbating everywhere.

Thankfully he’s now been convicted on three misdemeanour counts of assault and two misdemeanour counts of battery and sent down to the slammer for two years. Orange County District Attorney Todd Spitzer said that he gave MillanCastro the maximum sentence to reflect the trauma that was experienced by this woman who was just trying to do her job in the workplace.

Think that’s perfect reasonable and this sicko got exactly what he deserved. You can say one thing about COVID-19 though – at least it’s keeping us away from potential situations like these by making us work from home.

For more of the same, check out this guy who masturbated at the gym next to a woman who was squatting. Disgusting.