Cross this guy off the list for your kid’s birthday party, unless you want them and all their friends irreparably scarred for life.

☛ More Magic: Man Cut In Half Prank Scares The Pants Off Everyone

To the guy’s credit he carries on like a consummate pro after horrifically burning a dove to death in front of a room full of 6-year-olds, but still you have to do better than this in a day and age where magicians are casually stabbing themselves in the arm like it’s nothing. Pulling a dove out of a bag is like day one stuff, surely?

Watch below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL3WqVDO6jM