Madonna pretty much sexually assaulted Drake in front of the world at Coachella last night after walking right up to him in the middle of her set and full on French kissing him. Check out his face afterwards:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iI2w99uWes

Pretty much how the rest of us feel too. Here’s an exclusive look at what the more hi-tech cameras picked up:

She’s just so crazy and controversial, I guess is what she’d like us to say. Suppose when you’re a 56 years old pop star you’ve got to go topless (NSFW) and force yourself onto rappers half your age now and again to remind everyone you still exist. It worked – fair play to her.

Also, note to Madonna: Drake prefers to be kissed elsewhere.