Well well well, if it isn’t the news that most of us have known all along, as Madeleine McCann claimer Julia Wendell has finally received her DNA test results and they have categorically proved that she’s 100% Polish. Hate to say I told you so.

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The weird private investigator/scammer who seems to have taken control of every aspect of Wendell’s life Dr. Fia Johansson revealed the news to RadarOnline.com, saying that there no longer any doubt that Julia wasn’t Madeleine McCann, but that she still believed that she might be linked to the case. Pull the other one, nobody’s going to believe that now are they?

Anyway, here’s what Johansson had to say:

She is absolutely 100 percent from Poland.

She is a small percentage of Lithuanian and Russian but the test results show she is Polish.

At least her case got investigators to move on the McCann case – she made things happen.

Julia had all the birthmarks as Madeleine McCann which I believe is God and the universe’s way of wanting us to get close to the man who sexually abused her, expose him, and his possible ties to the McCann case.

Eh that sounds like a bit of a stretch doesn’t it? And even if Wendell did get people ‘moving on the case’ – apparently it’s reinvigorated interest in Portugal and an extra £300,000 has been pumped into the UK investigation –  it’s unlikely that they’re going to find anything new about it because it’s been almost 20 years and we’re none the wiser.

Johansson is really grasping at straws there as she knows everyone in the world is just going to think they’re major dxckheads after all of this now. Will probably find out that Wendell has started an OnlyFans or is appearing on the next series of ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ or something else dumb like that in the next few weeks. Can’t say I’m that surprised by the outcome of all this though.

For more of the same, check out someone saying that Wendell’s claims were just an attempt to jumpstart a singing career. Maybe that’s it?