I’m not sure why Machine Gun Kelly is still so famous. What does he even do nowadays besides date Megan Fox? Well apparently he gets really awful tattoos, to cover up the really awful tattoos he used to have and doesn’t like anymore:
Shocking stuff. I mean, in theory, it could be pretty cool to get your entire upper body tatted black like that, but it’s Machine Gun Kelly we’re talking about so that automatically makes it dumb. He even wiped his entire Instagram page clean apart from the photos of his new tattoos, so I guess he’s treating this as some kind of rebirth or something.
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Here’s what MGK’s upper body tattoos looked like before he covered them up over 13 six-hour sessions:
I guess those cobwebs and spider and stars and dollar signs just aren’t “him” anymore. Are we witnessing the beginning of a new era for Machine Gun Kelly? One where Megan Fox also starts looking like an expensive Ukrainian blow up doll (her words)? Does anyone even care? Didn’t think so.
Never forget:
