What is it with jerking off in public this week? It was only yesterday that we saw a guy jerking off in a supermarket over a Playstation for no apparent reason, and today a London bus driver has been suspended for cracking one out on the top deck of a bus between two seats.
The incident was filmed by 38 year old Mohamud Mohamud who was standing outside of his house in Ilford smoking a cigarette in the middle of the day on Saturday, when he saw the driver at the top of the parked bus in the nearby depot:
I was so shocked. I saw that he is almost naked on the top of the bus and could see him rocking forwards and backwards.
At first I couldn’t figure out what he was doing, but when I realised I got my phone out to start recording.
There must be something on the seat in front of him, you could see his right hand reaching for something which is on the seat in front so I believe that was his mobile and we think he was watching porn.
When he pulled his pants up again, I went around the corner and I got his driver number.
I confronted him and said: ‘What have you been doing upstairs?
He said he was searching the bus, but he realised I have a video, he tried to say he had a problem with his leg, but after a while he just started begging me not to share the video.
I told him, what you are doing is absolutely disgusting, it’s beyond belief. He plainly wanted people to see, I have no idea why.
When he pulled his pants up again, I went around the corner and I got his driver number.
I confronted him and said: ‘What have you been doing upstairs?’
He said he was searching the bus, but he realised I have a video, he tried to say he had a problem with his leg, but after a while he just started begging me not to share the video.
I told him, what you are doing is absolutely disgusting, it’s beyond belief.
He plainly wanted people to see, I have no idea why.
The bus route is regularly used by children too, which make it even more repulsive.
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Ok granted you can’t really see anything that graphic but the dude definitely has his pants off and is definitely doing something which doesn’t really leave too much to the imagination. I wouldn’t want to be smoking a cigarette and have to deal with seeing that, that’s for sure.
Once the video went viral, TFL released the following statement:
We have immediately contacted the bus operator, Arriva, and they confirmed that they have suspended the driver while the incident is investigated.
No shit. I hope they managed to suspend him before he took the bus out on the road again too, that’s for sure. Or at least managed to clean the seats.
The fact that children use it does make it extra creepy, but if he was actually watching a porno on his phone then it’s probably not really related. At least I hope so.
In any case, what is it with people walking off in public all the time now, even when they haven’t done five lines of coke like this dude who decided to have a 40 minute wank in a pub garden? No doubt we’ll find someone jerking off in McDonald’s or something tomorrow.
Remember though, despite what this post might imply, bus drivers aren’t all that bad.
