Imagine meeting the girl of your dreams, spending years together, and then finally deciding that you want to tie the knot and start a family with her. Except, when you propose, all you can think about is how this correlates to B2B sales and running a successful startup. Welcome to the brain of LinkedIn user Bryan Shankman…
LMAO WHAT IS HAPPENING ON LINKEDIN 😭 pic.twitter.com/6dljdxmIxp
— mert | helius | hSOL (@0xMert_) May 1, 2024
Incredible. Nothing more romantic than comparing your future wife to your customer. Although it wouldn’t be surprising at this point if the future Mrs Shankman had a similar post on her own LinkedIn: “I said yes to my boyfriend’s proposal, here’s what it taught me about closing deals.” Is their wedding going to be a webinar or what?
Here’s the general reaction online to these LinkedIn lunatics:
If I saw this I’d dump him https://t.co/7iRQ58XuIW
— 🇧🇧🏳️🌈 / 🆓🇵🇸 m a r c u s (@marcusjdl) May 1, 2024
The terrific think about LinkedIn these days is it’s impossible to tell whether the people writing these posts are engagement farming, parodying themselves or genuinely of the view this is great content https://t.co/TJWO7r0QRx
— Tom Hourigan (@TomHourigan) May 1, 2024
LinkedIn is a parody of itself at this point.
— Kush (@aslikush) May 1, 2024
the relationship isn’t gonna last…
— Bunagaya (@Bunagayafrost) May 1, 2024
“My fiancée dumped me on Monday. Here’s what it taught me about implementing mass layoffs to boost investor confidence. 😢”
— Mark Rendle 🇺🇦 (@markrendle) May 1, 2024
Her face is saying “…this is all for a blog post, isn’t it?” pic.twitter.com/U5kl6VxvuU
— arin sang-urai @photojuice on IG (@thatarin) May 1, 2024
At least his shareholders will be proud of him.
For the CEO who got roasted for posting a picture of himself crying on LinkedIn after sacking a bunch of employees, click HERE. How are these people so out of touch with reality?
