Lindsay Lohan Is Starring In A New Reality Show Where She Tries To Set Up A Greek Clubbing Empire

I haven’t thought about Lindsay Lohan for seemingly years, but it looks like she’s back with a bang with what can only be described as one of the worst descriptions of a reality TV show I’ve ever heard.

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It turns out that since we last heard from her, Lindsay has been pretty busy over in Greece setting up some kind of property/nightclub empire, with a nightclub in Athens and a beach house in Rhodes. Eager to get on the bandwagon, MTV have now partnered with Lohan to create a reality TV show about the trials and tribulations of developing a clubbing monopoly on the Greek Islands. Sounds like a real money spinner.

Here’s the actual description of the show and a short teaser trailer:

The series follows Lohan as she works to to expand her business empire with the launch of Lohan Beach House in the Greek Islands. The exclusive seaside destination will serve as a backdrop for the series, and features luxury spa amenities, a renowned restaurant and a transformative day and nightclub in Mykonos. The debut of Lohan Beach House marks the star’s third business venture in the Greek Islands, following the opening of Lohan Nightclub in Athens, Greece and Lohan Beach House Rhodes in Rhodes, Greece.

Over the course of the season, Lohan’s team of handpicked brand ambassadors must prove their expertise, ambition and charm while helping bring Lohan’s vision to life. Per MTV, the stakes are high as the team establishes new friendships and alliances while striving to rise above the temptations the Mykonos nightlife scene has to offer.

I mean does that make anyone else think that it kinda sounds like it’s going to be The Apprentice in the Greek club industry with Lindsay Lohan as Donald Trump? That sounds like it’s going to be an absolute car crash of a television show, but also like it might be the kind of thing I might actually tune into? Sorrynotsorry.

Anyway, it’s apparently ‘coming soon’, so maybe we’ll see it in like September or something and we’ll be able to make our own minds up. Maybe.

For more on Lindsay Lohan, here’s a picture of her topless proving that ‘gravity is taking over’. Necessary.