Imagine if Kurt Cobain and Tony Hawk were both your grandparents? You’d be the coolest white kid alive!
Sure enough, Kurt Cobain’s daughter, Frances Bean Cobain, and Tony Hawk’s son, Riley Hawk, have this week announced that they have welcomed their first child together; a boy named Ronin Walker Cobain Hawk…
It looks like young Ronin Walker Cobain Hawk was actually born a couple weeks ago, but the couple miraculously managed to keep it quiet until now, breaking the news on Instagram for themselves. Imagine that? Here’s proud grandpa Tony Hawk:
Wonderful stuff. Obviously there’s no pic of a proud Kurt Cobain with the boy, because, you know. I also just realised that Courtney Love is the kid’s grandmother as well? Not sure if that makes him more or less of of a bad@ss, to be honest.
There’s just no way this kid doesn’t grow up to be some kind of super talented entertainer, right? With the DNA of both Kurt Cobain and Tony Hawk running through his veins, he’ll probably have mastered the art of grunge and skating by the time he’s 5 years old. Then again, maybe he’ll crumble under the pressure of having to live up to his bloodline and essentially be the coolest human being that ever lived, and instead end up as a yoga instructor or golf player or something? That would be a disappointing TMZ article in about 20 or so years for sure.
In any case, we just love that Kurt Cobain’s daughter married Tony Hawk’s son, no matter how their offspring ends up. We wish them both and their new addition nothing but the best!
For the time Snoop Dogg smoked so much weed that he thought a viral photo of him with Kurt Cobain was real, click HERE. If only…
