Apparently there are other things besides ‘money’ and ‘black guys with massive d*cks’ that turn on Kim Kardashian, and she’s been kind enough to share these with us on the latest episode of The Kardashians.
As you might have guessed, most of the list is superficial, but then we’re the ones blogging this story as an excuse to post Kim Kardashian pictures so we can’t complain too much.
Kim kicked off the list by admitting that a nice smile gets her going:
‘Teeth are, like, one of my biggest turn-ons. The straighter, the hornier I’ll get. Just kidding. But not kidding.’
Everyone likes good teeth, so who can blame her? She then added that she wants a “calm” man with “good hygiene” and “no mom or dad issues” who will “protect” and “fight for” her. Also:
‘Supportive, genuinely happy for me, and successful. Spontaneous, fun. A role model for my kids.
No heavy baggage, I have enough. Taller than me, someone that loves to work out, a motivated person, an independent person that’s not clingy and someone with good taste.’
Not asking for much then. All you have to be is calm, with good hygiene, no mum and dad issues, and fight for her. Totally fair! I also like that she added simply ‘someone taller than me’, which at 5’2 shouldn’t be too difficult. Cheers for not hitting us with the classic Tinder ‘6ft+ only’, Kim! She continues:
‘No balding. But then, I don’t know. If I’m also in love, I’ll rub your bald head, you know what I mean? But we’re just talking about our perfection list.’
Oh my days, Kim’s even giving the baldies a chance. Could she be any lovelier? Anyway, as promised:
For the time Kim K gave herself a ‘British chav’ makeover which left Daily Mail readers fuming, click HERE.
