The Kanye West/Pete Davidson/Kim Kardashian love triangle is one of the only semi entertaining and not completely depressing news storylines running at the moment and every extra bit of information seems to make the situation even more stupid and ridiculous.

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The latest update from Kim Kardashian is that Pete Davidson already has her name branded on his chest, as well as a couple of other small tattoos dedicated to her. Kim was speaking to Ellen when she imparted the information, saying that he wanted something more special to mark their relationship because he already had loads of tattoos and it wasn’t that unique to their relationship:

Yeah he has a few tattoos, a few cute ones that he got but the Kim one isn’t a tattoo, it’s actually a branding… because he wanted to do something that was really different.

The tattoos are cute but they aren’t particularly special because that’s what tattooed people do, right? They get tattoos of what’s going on in their life.

Wow. I guess Pete Davidson is really into Kim Kardashian then hey because they’ve been dating like what, six months or something and he’s already done that? I suppose fair play to him as he’s now getting with one of the most desirable women in the world, but a branding seems a bit much doesn’t it? That’s what people that get indoctrinated into sex cults tend to end up having on them, right?

At the end of the day I suppose they’re in love and having a great time and Kanye West is being really weird and making some great content for us all so we probably shouldn’t complain. Can’t wait until they have a celebrity tag team deathmatch with Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox over which couples kookiest. Will be one for the ages. Reluctantly staying tuned.

For more of the same, check out when Pete Davidson almost got cancelled because of his ‘gay dude’ joke. What a turnaround.