I know enough people with young children now to know that they’re not always on their best behaviour and there’s not much you can do about that sadly, but this story about someone’s kids taking a dump in the display toilet really is something else.
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Caroline Akhtar and her partner Azzy visited B & Q in Glastonbury over the weekend with their children Jacob (4), Frankie (3) and Eliza (1) in order to buy a washing line, but sadly couldn’t keep an eye on their kids at all, so Jacob jumped onto a display toilet and decided to drop the kids off at the pool. Caroline then had to clean it all up (gross) and naturally decided to take photos of this and post about it on Facebook because it made her kids seem oh so cute. Or she thought it was really funny. Not really sure about her motivation for that to be honest.
Anyway, the post went viral and now here we are. This is what she had to say:
Can’t quite believe what’s happened. J has taken a very big poo in one of the B&Q display toilets.
Only went in for a washing line, turned around and J is sat on one of the toilets. Ran to say get off but it was very much too late.
I left to get wet wipes and came back to him still sat on there because he ‘needed to finish’ and hubby didn’t know what else to do.
The young shop assistant couldn’t stop laughing but also completely ignored the situation, don’t blame the lad.
I quickly paced back to the car park to get wet wipes and nappy bags and couldn’t stop laughing then.
He was still on the toilet so I proceeded to help wipe his bum still and explain about the toilets in shops are not actual toilets.
He said his sister, Frankie, said he could use it. Eliza was oblivious to it all and happy just playing on the toilets.
Sounds like Frankie knew exactly what she was doing there doesn’t it? Major troublemaker. Only people that she really screwed over though were her parents who had to clean all that shit up and it doesn’t even sound like they were that annoyed about it. They have to do it all the time so probably used to it by now. Makes sense.
Kinda weird that the parents wanted the whole world to know that their kids took a shit in B & Q but I suppose people will do anything to go viral these days. Maybe they even staged the whole thing. Nothing surprises me these days.
For more of the same, check out when this random guy got into a woman’s car and started shitting everywhere. Yeesh.
