Meet James Malcolm – a “wannabe gay icon” (his words, not mine) and now the most trolled moron on the internet. This young comedian, who also describes himself as “the Taylor Swift of New Zealand Comedy” (Jesus Christ) was in an airport the other night when he noticed someone getting a lot of attention from other passengers.
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After racking his tiny little brain and realising he had no idea, he decided to seek help from the online community:
Does anyone know who this is? People keep asking him to sign their t shirt pic.twitter.com/Md4fU1uKZD
— James Malcolm (@Jimbo_Malcolm) January 17, 2017
Not wanting to miss out on the photo opportunity, James decided to get a picture with the “celebrity”. And yes, it was Nick Cave, one of the greatest music legends of all time:
Can someone please tell me who this celeb is? Everyone was asking him for pics and I didn't wanna feel left out pic.twitter.com/s67vF5rZKZ
— James Malcolm (@Jimbo_Malcolm) January 17, 2017
It literally makes me sick to my stomach that this little wankcloth got a selfie with Nick Cave after not knowing who he was, all the while wearing a Miley fucking Cyrus jumper. Pure douche. At least everyone else agreed, and there’s even a Twitter conversation called ‘DieJamesMalcolm’:
https://twitter.com/john_bishop84/status/821640027822235649?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Poor Nick Cave. https://t.co/OndZyh2LoZ
— Dean Ayass (@DeanAyass) January 17, 2017
That's actor John Malkovich. https://t.co/qcfWCKdEPj
— Matt Bevan (@MatthewBevan) January 17, 2017
https://twitter.com/belledejour_uk/status/821504860126265345
https://twitter.com/JoshJC_97/status/821505599892496385
To watch a woman talk about how much she wants to leap on Nick Cave, click HERE.
