Kid Discovers His Mom’s Gigantic Dildo, Goes Wild With It

This is somewhere between really cute and really disturbing. According to the uploader, this little kid called Bryce who is his girlfriend’s son got into his mother’s underwear drawer where he found what can only be described as a gigantic dildo. Although the girlfriend tried to describe it as ‘an Ann Summer’s party leftover’ but given how big it is it seems more like a Requiem For A Dream leftover. I ripped that joke off from the YouTube comments before anyone accuses me of plagiarism.

Being a little kid and seeing a dildo, he did what any other little kid would probably have done and ran around the room with it, swinging it around like a giant toy because he had no idea where it had been. We don’t either, but we can guess and judging by its size it’s probably a safe bet it’s been in quite a few places.

There are so many jokes you can make about this one but almost all of the best ones have already been made on YouTube, like the one above. Here’s another good one that I really hope does actually happen:

‘dad, awesome video!!!!!!! can you please show this vid to your son 10 years later and film it? :)’

But in all seriousness, this kid is probably going to see this video in a decade or something and end up completely traumatised. Nice one dad/boyfriend.

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