Here at Sick Chirpse Towers we’re not easily weirded out. We make it our daily business to find odd things and then insert them into your eyes without further ado. This footage really has us puzzled though.
Kazakhstan does seem like a pretty odd place though to be fair: Kazakhs are quite happy to standby as horny males kidnap the woman they want to marry and last week there was a very strange black ring of smoke spotted over a rural Kazakh village. But this is a step beyond.
The action, or lack thereof, takes place in a Kazakhstani shopping centre. Some fella has simply frozen to the spot. The security guard, who’s more likely to come across people moving too fast rather than not at all, is clearly perplexed. Onlookers are bemused as you might expect. In this fast paced modern world of ours it’s not often you see someone stood still, let alone for such a long time.
Finally, towards the end, a stretcher comes out and the man is placed onto it like a plank of oak. What, if anything, do you make of this?:
