You would think that having your bum filler leak out on stage the other week would prevent someone from seeking yet more cosmetic surgery, but this is Katie Price we’re talking about, so she’s back at the clinic again for another round of injections and procedures to add to her 17 b00b jobs and all the rest of it.

A few days later, Katie Price was on the red carpet for the premiere of Netflix’s The Psycopathic Life Coach, and sparked concern after appearing to bleed from her eye ball:

Katie, 45, was taken to hospital where doctors said she had suffered a haemorrhage in her eye, most likely caused by overwhelming stress in her life.

On her podcast The Katie Price Show, she relayed the horrific health scare to her sister Sophie:

‘I woke up to get Bunny ready for school at seven in the morning. She was going, “Mum, mum, your eye’s bleeding”. I said, “What do you mean, my eye’s bleeding?”

‘She went, “It is, inside your eye”. And I thought, “Is she winding me up?” cos she’s always pranking me. And then I looked in the mirror and I was like, “S**t, what the f**k’s happened to my eye?”

‘I thought I can’t leave my eye like this, I don’t know what it is, I’ve never seen it before in my life, what’s it bleeding and what’s happened? I just woke up like this.’

‘Everyone has stresses, I just wish my stress didn’t show in my eye.’

You know what’ll fix it? A few more surgeries. I wonder how much of said stress would be eliminated if she just learned to be happy with how she looks instead of spending half her life under the knife? Come on Katie, sort it out!

There’s already another b00b job on the cards and I don’t think most people realise how preposterous her breasts look already.