I really try to be nice about Katie Price on Sick Chirpse but the former Page 3 legend is just a walking disaster at this point.

The other day we revealed that her car insurance is at 5 figures (!) due to her long history of driving bans and offences, and now this week she’s decided to buy a new puppy despite 7 pets dying in her care already.

In fact a petition has been started (already at 35,000 signatures) to prompt the RSPCA into investigating the situation. The petition reads:

“A puppy has died in the last 24 hours in Katie Price’s care. She bought this puppy for her 13 year old child 3 weeks ago. Which was killed in a accident no one witnessed. In the last 5 years more animals have died from lack of care. This isn’t a single family tragedy. It’s a common occurrence.”

This seemed too insane to be true, even for Katie Price, and so I looked into it. Sure enough, her dogs always seem to end up dying after being hit by cars. Nine weeks ago, Price’s ‘protection dog’, Blade, died after being hit by a car. Seven months before that, her dog Sharon was killed on the same road. A year before that, another of her dogs was hit by a delivery driver and died from its injuries.

Her French bulldog Rolo also died after being squashed and suffocating under a chair in her home ffs. She also had to give away her Alsatian named Bear after it kept attacking other dogs.

Katie Price has named her latest German Shepherd puppy ‘Tank’, which I’m not sure is a good omen given the fate of her previous pets. Apparently this time though, she’s ‘determined to keep Tank safe’ and have him grow into her new protection dog. 8th time’s the charm.

Meanwhile, son Harvey just bagged himself a Guinness World Record for the longest drawing of a train ever made. Go Harvey Go!