Another day, any Katie Price body modification; this time getting a set of massive pigeon angel wings tattooed on her back, to go with the recent surgery on her bum and lips, and of course her 17th b00b job.

As you can see, it’s a pretty sizable piece:

She was, naturally, topless to allow the tattoo artist full access to all areas of her back. Tattoo chair small talk probably included asking the artist whether he’d ever w@nked off to her pictures before, which is apparently her go-to question when meeting new people, according to former co-star Matt Richardson.

Listen, it’s a slow news day, what do you want from us? Although I am beginning to wonder whether reports of Katie Price’s bankruptcy have been greatly exaggerated. How else does she afford all these expensive procedures all the time? It’s almost like she puts out the bankruptcy stories herself just for publicity. Why doesn’t she get her bankruptcy order tattooed on her belly next if she really wants to convince everyone that she’s broke?

Well anyway, that’s it for this one. Hopefully her eye balls won’t start bleeding after this procedure. Thanks for reading.