Everyone knows that Kanye West is a ridiculous human being, and everyone knows that the fashion world is also pretty ridiculous. Put the two together and what do you get?

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This — Kanye’s rules for the men and women performing at his fashion shows:

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— Complex (@Complex) February 11, 2016

No sing unless instructed? No “lye” down? No slow movements? No sharp movements? No posing? No being casual? What the hell does this guy want exactly? It’s enough to send a person into a full-on nervous mental breakdown. You have to love “do not break the rules” though — that is a great rule that’s often overlooked.

I’m 100% sure Kanye West just sat down and made that list up as he went along — a bit like the state of his latest fashion line then.