John Cena Presented An Oscar While Completely Naked

A stark naked and extremely hairless John Cena presented the award for ‘Best Costume Design’ at the Oscars last night, which was pretty unexpected. Although he was wearing sandals, so I guess he wasn’t completely starkers:

john cena introducing ‘best costume design’ NAKED at the oscars 😭 pic.twitter.com/DVCSFDlnto

— 2000s (@PopCulture2000s) March 11, 2024

No AI, no special effects, no underwear, just as naked as a man in sandals can be while presenting at the Oscars. Which is fair enough really as I’d probably be walking around naked too if I was 46 years old and had a body like that. Some people, including Andrew Tate, were convinced that this was John Cena undergoing some kind of illuminati humiliation ritual:

John Cena going through an intense illuminati Humiliation Ritual right now at the Oscar’s….

This is next level stuff they have put Cena through lateley….

Was the fame and fortune worth it John..? #WeWantAnswers #Oscars2024    #Oscars pic.twitter.com/baL4ptsExV

— Isaac’s Army (@ReturnOfKappy) March 11, 2024

Andrew Tate speaks on John Cena doing his humiliation ritual 👁️ pic.twitter.com/tSmlMgaljA

— Tate News (@TateNews_) March 11, 2024

Only a few years ago,

John Cena was grovelling and begging his masters for an apology.

He stepped out of line.

Now, he’s offered them his soul for a chance of salvation,

He is undergoing a multi year long humiliation ritual.

This is just the beginning. https://t.co/n2op2xHVwl pic.twitter.com/nCxcHK0bkE

— NANA PROFESSOR EHRICH Ω WEISS 🪬 (@FrazzleDazzzled) March 11, 2024