Last we heard from John Barrowman, he was being cancelled after multiple co-stars complained that he was pulling his d1ck out on set every 5 minutes, and so I guess he’s now been relegated to participating in awful reality TV programmes like Celebrity SAS, where he and a bunch of other Z-listers are put through intense physical challenges in order to cling onto any last bit of fame they have left.
Unfortunately, Barrowman hasn’t lasted very long; puking during the very first challenge and quitting the show just 32 minutes after arriving at base camp. I guess he realised he couldn’t just whip his d1ck out to pass all the tests?
As per Metro, after the contestants put on their uniforms and got ready to see their accommodation, Barrowman started heaving and told the group ‘I’m out’.
He walked away and vomited on the ground, prompting Mark ‘Billy’ Billingham to ask if he wanted to see a doctor, to which Barrowman replied: ‘No… I’m done.’
He added: ‘I just… it’s not for me, I know who I am and what I’m about, it’s not for me. I don’t need to prove to people who I am. I’m not going to make myself ill or sick or hurt myself in order to try to prove something that I don’t need to prove.’
What’s the point of even going on the Channel 4 show if that’s going to be your attitude 30 minutes in?
The narrator of the programme said: ‘After only 32 minutes on base, number 13 John is the first recruit to leave the course.’
57-year-old Barrowman has already spoken to The Sun to try and save face, claiming a vegan food option was actually to blame for him being sick as they had ‘made everybody eat vile tofu.’
Barrowman said: ‘I would never eat tofu in my life, but you’re so hungry, you just eat it. Then it was just projectile vomit everywhere and the tofu came up.’
Well anyway, I guess Barrowman got paid for his short stint and it’s another TV appearance to put on his CV, so job done as far as he’s concerned. He may look like a gigantic p*ssy for pulling out on the first day, but everyone knows he’s a bit of wet wipe already, so what’s the difference?
For the time Noel Clarke gave the weakest excuse ever for sending an unsolicited dick pic to someone, click HERE. What is it with UK terrestrial TV actors and showing their penises to everyone, eh?
