People always like to say that wrestling is fake. That wrestling “isn’t real” apparently. Well for anyone who’s ever thought that, explain to me what happens here in this match between Joey Ryan and Danshoku Dino over in Japan.

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Holy shit. Still think it’s fake? Well then how did Joey Ryan just use his actual dick to flip this guy into a somersault and leave him for dead in the middle of the ring? Exactly, you can’t explain it.

I’m just not sure which move I’d rather be on the receiving end of — that one or the most devastating, humiliating, emasculating finisher of all time? (Also from Japan funnily enough).