Another day, another controversial Joey Barton Tweet. This time, he’s being accused of nonce-like behaviour for Tweeting about the size of Greta Thunberg’s breasts, and insisting he wouldn’t have sex with her despite the clear growth in that area.

He made the comment in reference to an image of Greta Thunberg being arrested for the millionth time, and looking pretty chuffed about it:

Bit weird? The internet seems to think so…

In fairness to Joey Barton, Greta Thunberg is 21 years old (which is a shocker – I could’ve sworn she was about 12), and so maybe the nonce shouts are a big strong. Still, it’s an extremely weird thing to say. Especially about one the least outwardly sexual beings on the planet, who’s also 20 years younger than you.

Not to mention – Barton has a young daughter himself. How embarrassing for that girl to have her dad sending out weird Tweets about Greta Thunberg’s t*ts. It’s nowhere near a funny enough comment to justify how gross it is, so what was Barton going for exactly? Was he drunk when he Tweeted it?

Well anyway, if there’s one thing we know about Greta Thunberg, she’ll fire back with some kind of smart-a*s quip that her PR team came up with any moment now. As for Joey Barton, it’s another enemy acquired when you’d have thought he’s already go his hands full with Eni Aluko and Jeremy Vine (who, ironically, is suing Joey for calling him a ‘bike nonce’ on Twitter).

It’s worth noting that comedian Lee Hurst had his Twitter account suspended the last time he made a joke about Greta Thunberg – watch out Joey.