JK Rowling has decent form when it comes to destroying people who annoy her on Twitter – like the time one fan asked her to explain why Dumbledore is gay.
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She was especially ruthless this week though, after first sharing this quote from Winston Churchill:
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." — Winston Churchill
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 30, 2017
That’s in reference to all the hate she’s gotten by tweeting her condemnation of Donald Trump’s travel ban.
Anyway, a Trump supporter hit her back:
https://twitter.com/FrogulusPepe/status/826121096852287489?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
JK Rowling went on a one way trip to ReTweet City with her response:
*sighs* Well, who knows? If I try harder, I might be reincarnated as a lonely virgin hiding behind a cartoon frog. pic.twitter.com/EbocdxfJ5o
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 30, 2017
And that’s how you stomp a Twitter troll’s dick into smithereens – by calling him a virgin. Pretty powerful coming from JK Rowling but I can’t help but think a lesser celebrity would get ridiculed for using such a playground diss. I guess when you’re as rich as JK Rowling you don’t really need to think of good comebacks though.
P.S. Of course someone then asked “what’s wrong with being a lonely virgin”:
What's wrong with lonely virgins? Asking for a friend.
— Darren Dutton (@Darren_Dutton) January 30, 2017
She had the perfect response for that too:
Unless they're sublimating their frustration in alt-right politics, I wish every one of them fulfilment and happiness ❤️ https://t.co/aXAWaD87Ds
— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) January 30, 2017
Can’t do any wrong, can she? My personal favourite was the time she roasted the Westboro Baptist Church, though they’re pretty damn easy to take the piss out of.
