Jennifer Lopez Celebrates 55th Birthday By Nearly Breaking Instagram With New Thirst Trap Photo

A very happy 55th birthday to Jennifer Lopez, who decided to go thirst trap mode on Instagram today to commemorate the occasion…

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This Is Me…Now 🎂 pic.twitter.com/TgGW83pX6v

— jlo (@JLo) July 24, 2024

I know people don’t like it when we use hyperbole like “nearly broke Instagram” or “sends the internet into meltdown”, but how else do you describe a selfie that has 1.2 million likes on Instagram and 8.6 million views on X in less than 24 hours?! Very impressive numbers to be pulling up at 55 years of age, you have to admit. Especially as she hasn’t really been involved in anything exciting recently. Unless I’m forgetting something obvious? Not counting the drama with Ben Affleck.

A couple of weirdos did take objection to J-Lo thirst-trapping at 55 years old, of course…

You will never be as hot as when you were 25. Stop being a thot at 55.

— Myron Gaines (@unplugfitX) July 24, 2024

Why you still trying to seek validation at your age?

Your last man divorced you and you still at it?

— TraderSZ (@trader1sz) July 24, 2024

Charming. If you’ve got it, flaunt it! That’s what we always say. Even if you don’t have it, let you freak flag fly! That’s what the internet was built for.

Let’s wrap this up with the obligatory J-Lo photo dump… thanks for reading!