Here’s the trailer for Calamari Wrestler so you can see that I’m not making this nonsense up….

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And of course the Rocky inspired obligatory training montage:

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Who wants to see the trailer for Crab Goalkeeper? All of you I would imagine, well wait no longer, here she is:

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I bet you didn’t think you’d see a squid running through a park this morning when you tore yourself from your bed did you? Don’t thank me, it’s been my pleasure.