I’m not the biggest fan of sushi I’ll be the first to admit, but I figured this might be a useful tip for all you sushi heads out there because it turns out you’ve been doing it wrong all these years. Idiots.

This famed Japanese sushi chef Naomichi Yasuda is here to fix all that though with this video that tells you the correct way to eat sushi. Firstly the most important ingredient is the rice, not the middle ingredient – you need to make sure it’s the proper stickiness and type – and also you need to avoid mixing any pickled ginger in with the rolls entirely.

Can’t believe you dummies have been doing that for all these years. Yasuda even enlightens us about a special technique for putting the soy sauce in. Basically, watch this video and then pull out all these moves at your next sushi party and everyone will think you’re the fucking man. Then pull out these pictures of sushi cats and it will get even better.

You can thank me later.