I was pretty surprised to see that James Martin was trending on twitter when I woke up. I guess you probably don’t know, but that’s Jayou/Tourist’s real name. I was like ‘shit, is he ok? Did something happen?’ Then I clicked on one of the links and found out that it was all about a gaffe that some TV presented who is also called James Martin – who I have never heard of – made on some TV show called Saturday Kitchen – again which i have never heard of – this morning. It’s pretty jokes, check it out below:

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Now, I’m not homophobic or anything and I don’t even know if James Martin is gay, but are dicks ever described as delicious looking? And is that the kind of thing you can really just slip into saying? I mean if ever there’s a faux pas you could say on live television that’s probably it. Nice one James Martin.