Jackass legend Steve-O has done some absolutely crazy things to his body over the years, but getting a temporary DD boob job has to be his most unhinged idea yet.
Steve-O confirmed on the X5 podcast this week that he’s already made an appointment and spoken to doctors about the planned surgery, and the idea is to have the implants removed after 2 months – more than enough time to film a bunch of pranks of them, which could culminate in him firing a gun through them as the grand finale.
Steve-O says:
‘I came up with the idea a few years ago to get a boob job and just film a bunch of legitimately funny hidden camera pranks with me in various disguises, and then revealing who I actually am, and just funny endurance stunts and whatever.’
He is a little bit worried about what could go wrong, but doctors have assured that there shouldn’t be any ongoing issues after the DDs are removed:
‘I spoke with the doctors, and I said to them candidly, “The one thing I’m really freaked out about and bummed out about and would back out of this over is if I’m just gonna be a mess afterwards.”‘
Steve-O claims the temporary implants, like all of his stunts, are just another part of his ‘art’:
‘Body modification has been part of my f****** deal, it’s been a lane in my art since the beginning. And this level of commitment to this bit, how nuts it is — I believe in it.’
‘The theme that ties together all of these ridiculous acts is an examination of my body and how, on the cusp of turning 50, the instrument I rely on for attention is breaking down.
‘As we barrel towards our inevitable demise, we wilt, and our bodies deteriorate, and it’s this really sad dark thing and that process is well underway for me.
‘That came from me being legitimately horrified to look in the mirror and discover that not only am I developing man t*ts but I literally have underboob too. And so I’m childishly lashing out at the God that enabled me to develop man t******.
‘Like, if I’m going to be forced to have t****** then goddamn it, they’re going to be DDs!’
Wow, I never thought of it that way. If the ageing process is going to leave you with man boobs anyway, you may as well go all the way with it and get yourself a pair of spectacular DDs. I know nobody ever pinned Steve-O as a bastion of reason, but it actually makes all the sense in the world when he puts it that way.
Even still, it does sound pretty extreme, even for a guy like Steve-O. But he’s obviously convinced himself that this stunt is going to be huge and everyone’s going to love it, and of course walking around with a pair of huge DDs will do wonders for the attention-seeker in him. After all, he’s way too old now to be sledgehammering his balls, running with bulls and wearing jellyfish hats, right?
Never forget:
For the reason Steve-O still beats himself up for breaking up with Stacey Solomon, click HERE.
